Recently Reese has discovered that she can actually use her little brother for her own (sometimes naughty) purposes. There has been a WHOLE LOT of "Sam did it" going on lately. For example, here's what just happened, chez Badger--
We hear a thump, followed by Sam crying.
We walk into the living room to see the two of them sitting together on the couch, a cookie sheet in Reese's hands hovering just over Sam's weeping head.
We ask, "What happened here?" Then, being the understanding, give-them-the-benefit-of-the-doubt parents we
"What happened?"
"Sam did it. He did it all by himself- he hit himself."
Ry doubtingly asks, "He hit himself?"
"Umm. . . a shark bit him."
"A shark?"
"Umm, yeah. . . wait-- NO! The mountain hurt him."
Is that your final answer? Hmmm, yeah. . . we think you had a stronger argument with your first answer. You've just landed yourself in the Naughty Chair, but thanks for playing and better luck next time!